I was going to have my first post here be the telling of the witty and amusing story of how I decided to start up a blog.  Instead, you will be getting the “blogger is new. Blogger is sorry her site looks like crap” post.

If you come to see what’s up, and it looks like shit in here, please don’t leave. I promise I will learn what I’m doing and then it will be pretty, I swear.

…And this is what they call the insecure place-holder apology.

Carry on.